"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

--Douglas Adams

Teach them politics and war so their sons may study medicine and mathematics in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music and architecture.

— John Adams

"And if there is one universal truth about people, it is that lots of us are kind of gross."
--Tiger Beatdown, The Edward Cullen Underpants Conundrum

I just find this really funny, probably because I watch too much Intervention.

"The first 11 steps are pure b.s. and the 12th step is quitting."
--Dr. O'keefe

(Just found it in a friend's facebook status, but can't find the source)

Eve Ensler

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

--Chuck Palahniuk

Without music, life would be a mistake.

--Friedrich Nietzsche

Faults

They came to tell your faults to me,

They named them over one by one;

I laughed aloud when they were done,

I knew them all so well before, —

Oh, they were blind, too blind to see

Your faults had made me love you more.

--Sara Teasdale